So there it was, finally my first Fast Forward Dance Parade in Rotterdam! I’ve never had the chance to go before and I always heard good things about it. Well I can tell you; everything they said about it, is true! Me and my partner in Crime (Rocky) where on our way to R’dam Centraal.
On our stop in Gouda we spotted a voluptuous Hottie and boooy she got some Ka Dunk a Dunk Dunk, a fatty piece, a hot caboose, where white men would say “hmmmmm a very nice butt!”
We are feeling kinda cheeky and we went going to sit next to her. She was talking in Spanish on the phone to her mom, so she’s either Spanish or something Latin. That explained her amazing Latin derriere! Rotterdam Centraal was almost near, so I began to start talking to her. She was surprised and we started a small chat. At Rotterdam Centraal we lost her out of sight, but Rocky went after her, under the all seeing eye of the lyrical MC Dan Stezo. He also saw this fine piece of arse and he also saw us dogs going after her. Rocky came back with her name ‘Sandra’ -she was in a hurry for her mother’s Birthday so unfortunately no phone number- So Sandra from Gouda if you read this and want to have a private party! Contact us @Sized.nl.
We had to hurry to the venue, MC Dan Stezo was performing on a truck where some great DJ’s were spinning the wheels; K-fresh, AfroJack, Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano, DJ Rehab and Hitmeister-D, do I need to say more!? After the subway, a couple minutes of walking and my ‘Desperados’ were being confiscated on the way by the security bitches; we finally arrived at the truck. The truck was loaded with girls and a couple of boys. The sphere was amazing! Loud noise and people everywhere.
So the parade begins. After the smooth Hip hop and R&B sounds of K-fresh, it went up with the House sounds of AfroJack! We were arriving at the most crowded area of the Parade. And Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano were taking over the wheels and it was their time to shine! And damn they are POP-U-LAR! All those girls went craaaaazy when they hear the Afro/Latin house sounds of these two youngsters. I have to confess, in the beginning, I hated these two, but now I have seen them live and this time they had pounding Afro beats that got me swinging so SJ&RM “Zeh Killed Zeh Crowd!” MC Dan Stezo was enjoying this and feels the vibe very well his spits are like golden fluid that brings the vibe to a higher level. The crowd was under his command and were “Barking” the town around!
We are almost at the end of the Parade and Hitmeister-D was feeling it to pound some harsh beats from; Healthy Hardcore to Edgy Electro to some Dazzling Dupstep! We were jumping like Mad Dogs on Bonzo Speed Biscuits!
After the parade, we had to let the Mini-Dog out, of course Doggy style that is!
The FFWD Dance Parade was a success! Next year we surely are there as the loyal best men friends we are.
Woof Woof!
